This is the tale of Tony Montana!

gocallthepolice:

when a person of the same sex flirts with you but they’re straight

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(Source: versacepromises, via themurderhouse)

averypottermormon:

lolerica:

Have an Orlando Bloom imitating Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow on your dash

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

averypottermormon:

lolerica:

Have an Orlando Bloom imitating Johnny Depp’s Jack Sparrow on your dash

this is the most beautiful thing i have ever seen

(via marijuanaheaven)

howtospoon:

i-o-u-a-fall:

chroniclesofpanem:

tunadeluna:

ninejuanjuan:

bromofasho:

nigga-chan:

nicoosuxx:

Remember when they were going to censor the internet?

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Remember when people cared about Kony?

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Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?

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Remember when everyone played Temple Run?

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Remember the Alamo?

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Remember the Titans?

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remember who you are

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i cant remember shit 

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(Source: anthonypadilla, via ximajs)

glittertitties:

paper-planes-and-toy-trains:

you are my sunshine

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my only sunshine

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you make me happy

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when skies are gray

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you’ll never know dear

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how much i love you

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please dont take

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my sunshine away

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this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life

(Source: spell-i-c-u-p, via dauntingdreams)

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.
She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”
*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry


You were friend zoned because you wear a fedora.

tracingbackjordan:

durbikins:

I tried this on a female before.

She took the bottom-middle donut that says “GIRL” and handed the box back to me, leaving me with 5 donuts that read “Will you be my friend?”

*tips fedora in shame* friendzoned again by another succubus 

this story makes me laugh and cry

You were friend zoned because you wear a fedora.

(Source: uropyia, via virgin-wallflower)